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Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	98	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2481

Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	514
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Emeralds Found:	8160
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	188
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!