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Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	3813
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!