Turn The Other Cheek MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

exodus 22:2, Holycraft, enemies, Server, altar of earth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

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Yeshua’s Block Party

turn the other cheek, Party, resist not evil, hezbollah, Hamas

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the Roman way of life! Join us as we pay tribute to Caesar and help Roman soldiers in their quests. But that’s not all – we also believe in loving our enemies, including Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran. Turn the other cheek, give your cloak to those who sue you, and go the extra mile (literally) for those who compel you.

But wait, there’s more! We also follow the teachings of Matthew 5:38-48, where we love our neighbors and pray for those who persecute us. So come on, join us and become a true son of your Father in the heavens. Don’t be like the tax collectors or the Goyim – be perfect, just like your Heavenly Father.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay – Roman style!

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Crafty Kike Rats

kike rats, Yahweh, pay taxes, inbreeding, resist evil

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

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MemeCraft

TAXES, inbreeding, Caesar, Memecraft, evil man

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP

Deep Conversations, Intimacy, intimacy in a relationship, physical touch, Communication

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?

And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.

So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?

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BlockBusterCraft

movie quote, memorable, best line, oscar, dialogue

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. Their first wish was for unlimited diamonds, their second wish was for a pet dragon, and their third wish was for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Minecraft millionaire, join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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BlockHouse Minecraft Server

decision, foreign policy, Politics, embargo, united states

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!

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NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

Partnership, Diplomacy, fulfillment, SOVEREIGNTY, Alliance

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got Zelensky himself saying he’ll trade himself for NATO membership, like what even is that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

like, imagine being part of a server where the president of a whole country is willing to sacrifice himself for some virtual alliance, like, that’s some next level dedication right there. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where world leaders are making deals left and right just to get in on the action?

so, like, come join us and witness the madness unfold, cuz you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will happen next. and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making crazy deals with other players just to get ahead in the game. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it, trust me.

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

Elons, genetically compatible organs, controversial, health, Musks

join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!

Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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Stoneworks and Valdic Union

Kingdom, Active, Vikings, Political, immigration

Server Overview

Server Name	Stoneworks
Server Type	GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding
Active Players	200-250/day

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the Valdic Union?	The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system.
How can I join the Valdic Union?	You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build?	Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks?	Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server.

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