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Thread Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Buildings Constructed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Emeralds Found:	5163
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

adorable pets, animal companions, Benefits, Best Friend, canine companions, cute, cute dogs, dog lovers, dog pictures, doggie adventures, doggie love, doggie tales, Doggies, four-legged friends, funny, funny dogs, furry friends, loyal dogs, man’s best friend, Minecraft, personal stories, pet owners, playful pups, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 67, comedy manga, Daily Shiroyama, forgetful character, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, MITA, Mita-san, Server, ShiroCraft, Shiroyama, slice of life manga, You Forgot Something

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	4290
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	1701
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

alone, difficulty socializing, disconnected, feeling alone, friendless, friendless and lonely, friendless at 30, ISOLATED, lack of companionship, lacking friendships, Loneliness, lonely, making friends as an adult, Minecraft, no friends at 30, no social circle, no social life, seeking companionship, smp, social anxiety, social isolation, struggling to make friends, year

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

affordable produce, agricultural industry, Community market, CRAZE, cultural exchange, economic development, farmers market, food security, fresh produce, global trade, international market, local vendors, market vendors, Minecraft, organic vegetables, Poland, rural economy, Server, Small-scale farmers, sustainable farming, third world, traditional markets, vegetable market, Veggie

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	6232
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	478263
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

104.194.11.50, 25500, 25570, Dynmap, FLOW GLOW Edition, how to install, last thread, MDr9aFRW, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Tech, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft, yubicraft.github.io

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Dungeons, FANTASY, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Kokiri Forest, legend, Link, master sword, Minecraft, navi, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda, puzzle solving, smp, temple of time, the legend of zelda, Time, triforce, video game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!