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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4037 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
