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SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5896
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	5603	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?