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SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

community forums, customer service, digital distribution., Download, game library, Gaming, Issues, Minecraft, negative feedback, ONLINE, patches, PC, Platform, reviews, Server, software, Steam, SteamyCraft, SUCKS, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Version

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6729	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of playing on lame servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those other boring servers.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs boring old steam versions when you can download our server for PC and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

PLE20 Minecraft Server

>20 years old, achievement, Adulthood, anniversary, big day, celebration, Coming of Age, growth, landmark event, life milestone, Main Events, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, momentous occasion, Party, Ple, PLE20, Reflection, Server, significant event, special occasion, turning point

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous main events you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a PLE (Party Like an Enderman) at 20 years old! That’s right, we’re throwing a wild party for all the Endermen who are celebrating their 20th birthday. Expect glowstone disco balls, creeper-shaped piñatas, and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join our server now and get ready to party like an Enderman!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, apologizing, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, controlling girlfriend, cooking expectations, domestic responsibilities, emotional manipulation, Expectations, feeling unappreciated, Gender Roles, HangryCraft, Minecraft, moving in together, prioritizing tasks, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, self worth, Server, Time management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of feeling like you have to walk on eggshells around your significant other? Well, on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without worrying about someone getting mad at you for not having food ready on time. Let your creativity run wild as you craft and explore in a world where the only thing controlling you is your own imagination!

Join us for insane stories and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about real-life relationship drama. Build a fortress to protect yourself from any potential arguments, or team up with other players to conquer the land and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server, where the only drama is the kind you create with your friends in-game!

DriveOrDieDateNight

alcohol, Boyfriend, criticising, date, double date, DRIVE, DriveOrDieDateNight, Friend, good time, husband, Issues, MONEY, past, refusing, Rural, selfish, social events, taxi, TEAM, touchy subject, Upset

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1888
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1488	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take one for the team and let you have a good time without worrying about driving home!

Join us and experience a world where the creepers are the designated drivers and the Endermen are your personal chauffeurs. Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world drama and enjoy a drink (or two) without any judgment.

Forget about expensive taxis and saving money for winter trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or surviving the zombie apocalypse.

So come on, join us and let loose in a virtual world where alcohol is never the root of any issues and everyone puts each other first. It’s time to have some fun and leave the real world drama behind. See you in the game!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, Creative pursuits, Enjoyable pastimes, Female hobbies, Fun hobbies, Good hobbies, Green flag, Healthy hobbies, hobbies, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, interests, leisure activities, Mindful hobbies, Minecraft, positive vibes, recreational activities, Relaxing hobbies, Self-care hobbies, Server, wellness activities, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	929947	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who all share one thing in common – they all have a hobby that gives off major “green flag” vibes in women. Whether it’s knitting, extreme ironing, or underwater basket weaving, you’ll fit right in with our quirky crew.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and enchanted treasures. So not only will you be making friends with like-minded individuals, but you’ll also be embarking on epic quests to uncover the hidden riches beneath our pixelated world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life with the most eccentric and fun-loving players around. Who knows, you might even discover a new hobby that gives off those sweet, sweet “green flag” vibes!

LyricallyChallengedCraft

awful lyrics, bad lyrics, cringeworthy lyrics, embarrassing lyrics, lyric writing, lyrical analysis, lyrical blunders, lyrical disaster, lyrical mistakes, LyricallyChallengedCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music criticism, poorly written lyrics, songwriting, songwriting fails, songwriting process, songwriting tips, terrible lyrics, worst song lyrics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4340	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Stonehenge OJ Minecraft Server

Activists, Ancient monument, archaeology, conservation, Cultural vandalism, environmental activism, Graffiti, heritage, Historic site, Iconic stones, illegal activity, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, Neolithic period, Orange Paint, preservation, protest, Server, Spray, stone circle, stonehenge, Vandalism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we let u spray orange paint all over stonehenge!! yasss, u heard right. forget building boring houses, come vandalize ancient monuments with us. we even have oil activists causing chaos and adding to the fun. u never know what u gonna find on our server, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. trust me, u won’t be bored here. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans. let’s make minecraft history together!

CraftyCommiesNKandRU

Alliance, Attack, Breakthrough, cooperation, CraftyCommiesNKandRU, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Military, Mutual assistance, North Korea, Partnership, Protection, putin, Putin Russia North Korea partnership, russia, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Unity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?

if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?

and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!