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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

Stepmom vs. Kids Minecraft Server

adult children, aita, blended family, communication breakdown, criticism, family dynamics, Family Values, financial restrictions, fulfillment, grandparenting, household habits, Kids, Minecraft, my wife, parental responsibilities, personal growth, prioritized above children, relationship issues, Server, step-parenting, stepmom, Support

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“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize family drama over everything else! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of balancing a wife who thinks she’s the queen bee and adult children who still need support.

Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through domestic habits, financial restrictions, and the decline of intimacy. Will you choose to prioritize your spouse or your kids? Will you be able to maintain a peaceful household while also exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in the world of blocks and pixels!”

GraduationGriefGone

achievement, achievement recognition, biomedical science, cousin drama, emotional response, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling dismissed, feeling overlooked, first generation doctor, Graduation, graduation importance, GraduationGriefGone, hard work, hurt feelings, veterinary science, wedding conflicts

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not allowed, unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Speaking of drama, have you ever wanted to escape family drama like the one described above? Well, look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build your castle with!

Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the most extravagant and ridiculous structures you can think of. Need to blow off some steam? Take it out on those pesky creepers and zombies that roam the land. And don’t worry, we won’t schedule any weddings on the day of your virtual graduation ceremony, because we understand the importance of celebrating your achievements in style!

So come on over and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only family you need is your fellow players who will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkyTimerCraft

ALARM, Apocalyptic, Chaos, countdown, Crisis, Decision making, fear, giant timer, impending doom., Panic, Quick Thinking, reaction, SKY, SkyTimerCraft, stress, surreal, Survival, time limit, Time management, unexpected, Urgency

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: you log in and suddenly, a giant 5-minute timer appears in the sky, counting down to who knows what! Will it be a meteor shower? Will it rain diamonds? Will a giant chicken spawn and start a dance party? The possibilities are endless!

Join our server for the thrill of never knowing what crazy event will happen next. One time, a player dug a hole and found a secret underground disco filled with dancing creepers. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed for an hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but carrots and determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Just remember, when the timer hits zero, anything can happen!

Lawyers vs. Paychecks

attorney salaries, discrimination, equality, Fairness, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Justice, law, Lawyers, legal fees, legal industry, legal profession, legal representation, legal services, Legal System, paychecks, salary gap, social justice, socioeconomic status, wage inequality

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! This server is like the VIP section of indie vtubers, where only the coolest and most elite players hang out. We’re talking about vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we don’t mess around with those 2view peasants.

Join us if you want to shill your 499view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they haven’t hit that 1000 CCV mark, they’re welcome here.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s on top, and our Twitch Clips Guide for all the best moments. Plus, we have a VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) because we celebrate our vtubers like they’re royalty.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it.

NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

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Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	607	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

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