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Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	742876
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2814
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	256849	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crops Grown:	6559
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2496

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com