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BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Votes:	7556	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

Business, EconBomb, economic analysis, economic collapse, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic recovery, Economist, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal policy, global market, Insider, Minecraft, monetary policy, Oil prices, political instability, recession, russia, sanctions, Server, time bomb

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

desire, FANTASY, Genies, law of attraction, magic lamp, magical beings, manifestation, manifestation magic, manifestation technique, manifesting abundance, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting power, Minecraft, more wishes, Trick, unlimited wishes, wish for more, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wishing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, boom, building, Chaos, classical, creativity, CREEPERS, Decision making, Essence, exhilaration, Exploration, Exploring, Friends, Griefing, Land, modern version, Players, Survival, Team Building, Thrills, unexplored territories, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Zoom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	206
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	705	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	9221
New Chunks Explored:	994562	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

ASHLEY, butterfly effect, Choice-based gameplay, chris, Dawn, Emily, Horror, interactive drama, Jessica, josh, mike, Minecraft, Mystery, PlayStation 4, psychological horror, remake, Sam, smp, survival horror, teenagers, until dawn, video game, wendigos

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9997

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!