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OJAMAJO DOREMI Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anime nostalgia, Childhood, childhood memories, Doremi, fan discussion, friendship, Gathering, magical girl squad, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Ojamajo, ojamajo doremi, Server, Thread, transformation, witch apprentices, witchcraft, witches, witchy vibes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crops Grown:	7279
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the witches are gathering NOW and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the fun!

Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!

SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6038

100-Free Recruitment Event, 4koma, Account XP, An Academy Club’s Story, Archive, Atsuko (Swimsuit), Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade, Blue, Bounties, Commissions, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Hina (Dress), Hiyori (Swimsuit), Hoshino (Swimsuit), lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori (Swimsuit), Scrimmages, Sheside outside, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HomeSweetMinecraftServer

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Empathy, family, family dynamics, financial loss, forgiveness, homelessness, HomeSweetMinecraftServer, personal responsibility, reconciliation, second chance, sibling relationship, sister, Support, tough decision, tough love, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just stay in the game, it spills over into real life too! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, trust issues, and family drama that will make your own family gatherings seem like a walk in the park.

Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our players are experts at backstabbing, just like Ana did to her sister in this crazy story. Will you be the next one to betray your closest allies for a few virtual diamonds? Only time will tell!

And if you’re looking for a server with a real sense of community, look no further. Our players will stick by your side through thick and thin, just like Ana’s family did when she needed them most (even if they did call her sister the AH). So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

age differences, aita, body image standards, body positivity, body type preferences, body types, chubby guy, ChubCraft, dad bod, dating etiquette, dating preferences, friend’s expectations, Friendship Dynamics, Matchmaker, Miscommunication., Personal preferences, Physical attraction, rebound relationship, relationship advice, setting expectations, setting up friends, setting up friends with dates, social dynamics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

PerfLife SMP: OneShotWonder

abundance, Adventure, career, Contentment, dream life, family, freedom, Friends, fulfillment, Happiness, health, joy, love, OneShotWonder, Passion, Peace, perfect life, PerfLife, purpose, smp, success, travel, wealth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	4655	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can create your perfect life in the most ridiculous and outrageous ways possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players, and wearing a suit made of enchanted golden apples that gives you the power to fly.

But be warned, once you make your choices, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, whether you want to be a wizard with the ability to turn your enemies into chickens or a ninja who can teleport through dimensions with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and live out your wildest dreams in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BlockBusterCraft

achieving goals, BlockBusterCraft, breaking free, emotional baggage, empowerment, fear of failure, fear of success, holding back, holding onto, inner strength, letting go, mental blocks, moving forward, negative thoughts, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, releasing the past, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-doubt, self-limiting beliefs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers, mining away with no excitement in sight? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’re ready to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden spoon. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave souls who are ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way.

So what are you holding onto that’s holding you back? It’s time to let go and join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine guarded by dancing creepers or stumble upon a secret village run by talking llamas. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyVenezuelaVotePub

Accountability, call to action, CraftyVenezuelaVotePub, Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Politics, public information, publish, Records, States, transparency, Venezuela, Voting, voting records

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, imagine if Venezuela was a Minecraft server, right? and like, seven EU states are all like, “hey, publish your voting records, bro!” but like, Venezuela is just chillin’ in their virtual world, mining diamonds and building epic castles, not even worried about voting records.

but like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the drama and chaos, just like in real life! you’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be caught up in a heated debate about voting transparency.

plus, who knows what other crazy stuff will happen on this server? maybe a giant creeper will attack, or a secret underground city will be discovered. you never know what adventures await on this wild and wacky Minecraft server inspired by Venezuela! so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

🌟 Revoltuionary SMP 🌟 “No Square Brackets Needed”

bedrock edition, Brackets, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Environment, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, Needed, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Revoltuionary, revolution, Servers, smp, Square, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5258	Towns Built:	3

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Brand New Update 1.21 is Live! 🌟

Features:
✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

🌟 Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
🌟 Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
🌟 Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
🌟 Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
🌟 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

Launch Minecraft.
Click “Multiplayer.”
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

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In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Block Love Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, black men, Black women, BLOCK, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, emotional connection, gender, love, Minecraft, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Race, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal pressures, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is also where black men discover their undying love for black women – because who needs diamonds when you have true love, am I right? So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance!

“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

basic coding language, beginner coder, Beginner programming, coding for beginners, easiest programming language, easy coding, easy coding language, easy programming concepts, EZPZCoding, introduction to programming, learn programming, learning to code, Minecraft, programming basics, programming for absolute beginners, programming for beginners, programming for dummies, programming for newbies, programming for non-techies, programming made easy, programming tutorials, simple programming language, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	71
Dimension Hops:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!