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BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	4013
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchantments Applied:	145	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6718	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1627
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Agreement, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, News, opinion, Politics, response, russia, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, VanceCraft, VP announcement

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

Angelicraft: Where Chaos Meets Angels and Lets Them Fight It Out!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1854	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Farms Harvested:	878	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Minecraft Factions Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.2
Compatible Versions	1.8+
Economy	Semi-anarchy, player-driven with a Token Shop
Progression	Hard and complex

FAQ

1. Can players with version 1.8+ join the server?

Yes, the server is compatible with versions 1.8 and above.

2. What type of economy does the server have?

The server has a semi-anarchy economy that is dependent on player interactions, with the exception of the Token Shop.

3. How can players progress on the server?

Progression on the server will be challenging and complex, requiring strategic gameplay.

4. Is the server open to feedback from the community?

Yes, the server will listen to the community’s opinions and needs, and make changes accordingly.

5. Are there any opportunities to become a staff member?

Yes, the server is currently looking for staff members. Interested individuals can reach out on Discord or in-game.

6. Do players need a premium Minecraft account to join?

No, the server is cracked, meaning players do not need a premium Minecraft account.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the following IP address: its-relation.gl.joinmc.link

8. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/76RPsPRnkS

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

SpanglishCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Edición Paco is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or how about taming a pack of explosive chickens to defend your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Paco, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted llama saddle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s known to drop some killer beats (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join Edición Paco today and experience Minecraft like never before!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	622	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9006	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?