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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9117 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!