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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1017 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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