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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2211 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4758 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.
Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual 
