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Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4174
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7269
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1566	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	17

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8693
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our epic Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger appears out of nowhere and hands you a diamond sword with max enchantments. You’re like, “Whoa, thanks dude!” But it doesn’t stop there. This mysterious player then leads you to a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. You’re thinking, “Is this real life or just fantasy?” Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

CraftyCussin’Land

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!

TickTerrorFlusherCraft

annoyance, bloodsuckers, Cruelty, disgust, Extermination, FLUSH, Frustration, hate, infestation, insects, Loathing, PARASITES, Pests, piss, regret, Revenge, revulsion, shame, ticks, TickTerrorFlusherCraft, TOILET

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against evil ticks that have taken over the world! These tiny creatures are out for revenge after years of being flicked into toilets and flushed away. But fear not, for you can team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from their wrath!

Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.

So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!

Winborn SMP. A Geopolitical SMP where nations are formed over who has the best sheep haircuts.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Server Name	Winborn SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Server Website	Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ

What is Winborn SMP?

Winborn SMP is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players can build and explore in a community-driven environment.

How can I join the server?

To join Winborn SMP, please join our Discord server for more information on how to access the server.

What can I do on Winborn SMP?

Players on Winborn SMP can engage in activities such as farming, building, exploring, and participating in wars with other players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing is not allowed on Winborn SMP. We want to foster a positive and collaborative community for all players.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Can I invite my friends to join Winborn SMP?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Winborn SMP. The more, the merrier!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is as simple as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our blocky bash.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s as simple as crafting a wooden pickaxe…but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon to fly around the server with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PeePanicAirCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your multitasking skills like never before? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to balance a crying baby, a mischievous toddler, and a husband who pees more frequently than a leaky faucet on a 3.5-hour flight!

Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!