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GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	7858
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Items Found:	1124	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	232	Magic Items Found:	8214
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	152
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3747	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7379	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!