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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
