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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5975 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 7020 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!