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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5992 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 90 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!