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Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	5190	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6000	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.