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LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ores Mined:	8282	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7495	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	96
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2743	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9567	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?