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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Franchise Takeover Minecraft Server

business development, Business growth, business leadership, business management, business ownership, business strategy, business takeover, Franchise, franchise branding, franchise development, franchise growth, franchise leadership, franchise management, franchise owner name, franchise ownership, franchise strategy, franchise success, franchise takeover, Minecraft, new leadership, new management, new owner, Server, TAKEOVER

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have no fear because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being taken over by a mysterious and powerful entity named Xer.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, collaboration, Communication, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, falling out, Fauna, Friends, friendship, Honesty, Kronii, Minecraft, player, real, reconciliation, relationships, smp, social media, twitch, virtual, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Zombie Dances:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	6945
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)

A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.

You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.

To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.

mc.yellowstn.ru

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

activism, blm, China, controversial topics, Flag, flag waving, Global Issues, Hong Kong, Hong Kong takeover, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, METOO, Minecraft, political activism, protest, protest silence, redditors, Server, social justice, troon, Ukraine, Ukraine flag

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	53
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

animal nation, Animals, Attack, Bomb, carried, catbox, Central Asian, citizen, dumb, EU passport, extremist mosques, general, General Kirillov, Killed, men in Russia, Minecraft, mp4, Muslim, promised 100k, retards, smp, stan, steve, Terrorist, terrorist acts, terrorist attack, Uzbek, Uzbek citizen, Video

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7566	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!