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Safe Porn Minecraft Server

18yo girl, Acting, agency compliance, coping mechanism, drug abuse, dumb, easy money, education, family ties, future opportunities., hidden past, Humiliation, law compliance, low entry barrier, Minecraft, overdose risk, Personal, porn, porn industry, Safe, salary, Secret Past, Server, wasted earnings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Votes:	6740
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	241	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

#workout, Aozakura: Bouei Daigakukou Monogatari, Funday, Good Knees Day, Hello Work Monsters, Kaihen no Mahoutsukai, Kaiten no Albus, Kokoro Himeru no Zen Himitsu, Komi-san wa Komyushou desu, Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san, mao, Maoujou de Oyasumi, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai Choroi, Minecraft, Momose Akira no Hatsukoi Hatanchuu, Red Blue, Rock a Rock, Ryu to Ichigo, Server, Shite no Hana, Strand, Sunday, Tatari, Tokachi Hitoribocchi Nouen, tonikaku kawaii, Utsuranain desu, Weekly Shōnen Sunday, wss

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7819	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	371404	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magic Items Found:	1050
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

#comfortfood, #comfybed, #comfychair, #comfyclothes, #comfyimages, #comfylife, #feelingshitty, #getwellsoon, #sickday, #stomachvirus, comfort, Comforting, comfy, Cosy, Cozy, Craft, healing, Minecraft, Relaxation, REST, selfcare, Server, sick, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

acceptance, acceptance of reality, Breakup, Closure, closure journey., closure process, emotional closure, Emotional healing, end of relationship, finding peace, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, moving on from heartbreak, realization, realization of loss, relationship ending, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4269	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru

Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.