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SmellyMermaidCraft

Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwater

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world!

MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief

Alternative Medicine, cannabis benefits, Cannabis use, health condition management, Healthcare, holistic health, medical cannabis, mental health symptoms, MineCraftMeds, natural remedies, pain management, patient care, patient education, patient support, patient symptoms, patient treatment, patient wellness, primary care, sleep management, Stress Management, stressrelief, symptom management, SymptomSlayin

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.

In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!

BabeCraft Minecraft Server

babeCOCK, BabeCraft, Beauty Guru, Content Creator, fashion blogger, fashion enthusiast, lifestyle influencer, long tail tags: beauty blogger, makeup artist, Minecraft, Server, social media personality, style icon, vlogger

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	5922	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Towns Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because Babecock is here to spice things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures, like a giant hotdog castle or a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds.

So why wait? Join Babecock today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Golden Potato of Power” hidden deep within our server’s dungeons. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the potato.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	9169	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2316	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Items Found:	1112	Farms Harvested:	582
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!