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JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6830	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	6976
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	8659	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Villages Defended:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	599	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Mines Excavated:	4208
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	373

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Star Shards Collected:	156	Towns Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	615	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).