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KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crops Grown:	5051	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	7220	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	2682
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	8867	Farms Harvested:	358
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

UglyHotServer

alternative appeal, alternative attractiveness, alternative beauty, nonconformist allure, nonconventional attractiveness, nontraditional beauty, UglyHotServer, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional hotness, unconventional sexiness, unexpected allure, unexpected attraction, unique attraction, unusual allure

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since lava!

Join us if you find creepers strangely attractive or if you have a secret crush on Endermen. Our server is filled with pixelated eye candy that will make your heart race faster than a speeding minecart.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous structure using only dirt blocks. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Come join us and let your inner blocky beauty shine!

VolgogradDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial assault, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, RETALIATION, Russian airbase, security breach, Server, source, Surveillance, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Volgograd region, VolgogradDroneWars, WARFARE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, ukraine was all like pew pew pew with their drones on this russian airbase in volgograd, right? and like, the russians were all like oh no you didn’t, we gonna get you back! but then, outta nowhere, this minecraft server pops up and is like, hey guys, come join us and forget about all that real world drama! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true! so come join us and let’s build a world where drone attacks are just a distant memory!

BombBaseBusters

aggression, air base, aircraft, BombBaseBusters, Bombing, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, front lines, glide bombs, international relations, military conflict, Military operations, military technology, missile defense, political tension, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine destroying glide bombs at a russian air base! yes, you heard right, we have crazy battles happening right in our virtual world. you can be part of the action and witness the chaos unfold as aircraft fly out to bomb the front lines. who knows what will happen next, but one thing is for sure – you won’t be bored on this server! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Summer Jams Craft

beach playlist, Craft, feel-good music, Jams, Lyrics, Music, music for the beach, outdoor concerts, poolside playlist, seasonal tunes, Summer, summer anthems, summer fun, summer love songs, summer memories, summer songs, summer soundtrack, summer vibes, summertime hits, sunny melodies, vacation tunes, warm weather jams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Zombie Dances:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	193	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14

join our epic minecraft server and experience a summer party like no other! we have so many songs for summer, you’ll be singing and dancing all day long. our pixelated sun is always shining, and the water in our virtual ocean is always warm.

come build sandcastles with us, or go on a treasure hunt for buried loot. our community is full of friendly players who love to have a good time.

if you’re looking for a server that’s more fun than a water slide made of diamonds, then look no further. join us now and let the summer vibes take over!