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MiR10bBustersMC

breast cancer therapy, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell differentiation, gene regulation, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, MicroRNA, miR-10b, MiR10bBustersMC, Molecular biology, oncology, RNA interference, stem cells, therapeutic targets, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and BAM! their diamond sword turned into a real-life sword that could slice through creepers like butter. crazy, right? but that’s not all! on this server, if you find a rare flower called the miR-10b, you can cure any disease, including metastatic breast cancer. who knew Minecraft had such healing powers?

so come on down to our server, where the blocks are always boppin’ and the adventures never end. join us now and become a legend in your own mind!

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Crops Grown:	4443
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1573
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day, AGDG resources, aggydoggy edition, amateur game development, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, helpful links, How to WebM, indie games, marmoreal, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure Marmoreal and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the latest creations from our community of mad geniuses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Aggydoggy, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it, if you offer it a diamond block, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at! Trust us, you won’t regret it.