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The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Votes:	4941	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1999
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4122	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	5788	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5290	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!