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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	3453	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
New Chunks Explored:	267517	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4131
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!