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SorryNotSorryCraft

Apology, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, Empathy, forgiveness, forgiveness exercises, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness techniques, forgiveness therapy, growth, healing, letting go, moving on, reconciliation, self reflection, self-care, SorryNotSorryCraft, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	6244	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	4188

Are you tired of holding grudges in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the art of forgiveness! Our players have mastered the art of letting go of past grievances, even when someone steals their diamonds or blows up their house. We have a special forgiveness potion that you can use to mend broken friendships and move on from the pain of betrayal. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that you’ll forget all about those who have wronged you in the past. So come on, join us and start fresh in a world where forgiveness reigns supreme!

NATOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOcraft, Négotiation, Politics, president, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Table, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy said he wont take ukraine’s nato membership off the table, so like, u kno it’s gonna be a wild ride! come build ur own nato base and defend against creepers and zombies with zelenskyy himself! who knew he was such a minecraft pro? join now for a chance to team up with ukraine’s prez and take on the minecraft world like never before!

MineCraftMania: Zelenskiy’s Mineral Mayhem

draft US minerals deal, long tail tags, MAYHEM, MinecraftMania, Mineral, not ready, Protection, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Chimeras Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for rare minerals like diamonds and emeralds to protect Ukraine from evil forces! our president, Zelenskiy, is leading the charge and says the draft US minerals deal is not ready yet because it does not protect our precious resources! join us in the fight to save Ukraine and become a hero in the world of minecraft! also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftHeroes #FlyingPigsTalkingChickens

Space Road Adventures

Adventures, long tail tags: road into space, perfectly straight road, ROAD, road to infinity, road to the stars, Space, straight road

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4179	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the roads lead straight into space! yes, you heard it right, you can literally drive your minecart straight into the stars and beyond! who needs boring old earth when you can explore the galaxy from the comfort of your own blocky world?

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you will ever encounter. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, you will on our server! and don’t even get us started on the creepers with jetpacks… they will literally blow your mind.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, a creature so rare and valuable that it is said to grant wishes to those who can catch it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our out-of-this-world minecraft server!

join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a straight road to space?

Crafty Fluoride Minds

2025, brain development, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, data analysis, environmental health, fluoride, fluoride exposure, health, Journal of the American Medical Association, Medical research, meta analysis, Minds.., neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research findings, scientific journal, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1557
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna have the most epic time of ur life in minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

oh ya, and did i mention we have a portal to a parallel universe where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders? it’s insane, i tell ya.

plus, our community is the friendliest around. we all help each other out and never let anyone feel left out. u’ll make friends for life on this server, i guarantee it.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for u to find it? yep, u heard me right. diamonds, baby. come on, what are u waiting for? join now!

HexArchon

Creative, Economy, HexArchon, Minigames, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Website	https://www.hexarchon.net

Overview:

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links:

Our Values:

We are committed to creating something new and unique, listening to community feedback, and providing quality gameplay.

Gameplay Mechanics:

Includes features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and more.

Technicals:

Server is run on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to provide zero-lag gameplay.

Joining:

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Same IP, Port 19132). On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.hexarchon.net. For Bedrock players, use the same IP with Port 19132.

Q: What are some key gameplay features of HexArchon?

A: HexArchon offers unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and Worlds to explore, along with Skylands and Dungeons.

Q: Is the server hardware powerful enough to provide a lag-free experience?

A: Yes, the server runs on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to ensure zero-lag gameplay.

Q: How can I get more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at www.hexarchon.net or join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

New Beginnings Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Beginner, BEGINNINGS, Communication, Computer, Computer skills, Exploring, first time, Friends, guidance, internet, introduction, kentucky, learning, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, new here, Online Community, Realm, socializing, Support, teach me, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being a noob like this Kentucky dude? Well, come join our epic Minecraft server and we’ll teach you all the pro tips and tricks to dominate the game!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop fun!

Don’t be a noob, be a pro on our server! Who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with online?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show this Kentucky dude how it’s done!

MomMockerShutUpAITA

anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional triggers, Empathy, Family issues, Guilt, hurt feelings, mental health, MomMockerShutUpAITA, OCD, parent guilt., Parent-child relationship, Reassurance, self-care

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8069
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your anxiety and OCD.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you are in control, unlike dealing with annoying parents who just don’t understand. Let your creativity run wild as you create epic structures and explore new realms filled with excitement.

Forget about feeling guilty for screaming at your mom – on our server, you can let out all your frustrations in a healthy and hilarious way. Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle monsters, conquer dungeons, and make new friends who understand your need for a little bit of craziness in your life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

McBattleRoyale: FastFood Frenzy

battle, burger king, Chick-fil-A, colonel sanders, Competition, fast food mascots, fastfood, Fight, Frenzy, Hunger Games, Jack in the Box, kfc, McBattleRoyale, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, strategy, Subway, Survival, taco bell, Tactics, Victory, Wendy, winner

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where fast food mascots come to life and battle it out in a Hunger Games-style fight! Picture this: Ronald McDonald throwing Big Macs at the KFC Colonel while the Burger King sneaks up from behind with a Whopper. It’s a fast food frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!

NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL

administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforce

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4838	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7444
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!