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BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Towns Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bestix.bestixworld.ru

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	406
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	4374	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!