🔥try not to laugh impossible 2023 Minecraft Servers

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	8317	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8324	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	8749
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3231	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	934
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5983
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4291
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	151
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

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