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BlockPartySingle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4696
Star Shards Collected:	193	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3809
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	4712
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	122

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, favorite swear, favorite swear favorite, favorite swear word, favorite swear word favorite, favorite word, favorite word swear, Minecraft, smp, Swear, swear favorite, swear favorite word, swear word, swear word favorite, swear word swear, SwearWordSMP, Word, word favorite, word favorite swear, word swear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Items Found:	1512
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!