try not to laugh 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Votes:	2628
Emeralds Found:	6991	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, city, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Goods, home, landscapes, Mods, Neighborhoods, Players, Rewards, Season, Server, shadows, smp, trader.., welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

1.20.4, coordinates, coordinates -80.901974, coordinates 40.412850, Ethereal, exact location, geographic coordinates, geographic location, Geolocation, global positioning system, GPS, GPS coordinates, Lands, Latitude, latitude 40.412850, location, longitude, longitude -80.901974, Map, map coordinates, pinpoint location, specific location

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExWifetoNewBae

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, co parenting, Communication, Cups, custody, DATING, Disrespect, ex wife, ExWifetoNewBae, hair products, hair tools, household items, moving in together, new girlfriend, sharing items, stepchildren

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	4456
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

invisible privilege, Minecraft, overlooked privilege, Privilege, PrivilegeDenier, smp, social advantage, societal advantage, societal bias, societal discrimination, societal disparity, societal entitlement, societal exclusion, societal favoritism, societal inequality, societal inequity, societal injustice, societal marginalization, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantage, unacknowledged privilege, unearned advantage, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4512	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!