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CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2154	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	704350	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2532
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	8716	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	220
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4590
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8571
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	182
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!