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CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

acknowledgment, Africans, anti-racism, ashamed, Blacks, Chaos, Competition, competitive, CrudeCraft, Cultural differences, Enzo is le racist, Europeans, hate, inferiority complex, jokes that hurt, prejudice, smp, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, symbiotic relation, team dynamics, the crude reality, truth behind jokes, Unleash

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ores Mined:	7854	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
New Chunks Explored:	640757	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3258	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3436	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	180
Players Killed by Monsters:	7023	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	1051

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Farms Harvested:	275
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032

The Cloud SMP

Active players, coin based servers, Community, community engagement, Diamond Economy, Economy, home, itemlore, itemname, Minecraft, Plugins, QOL plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Experience, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, The Cloud SMP, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

A Semi-Vanilla server with some QOL plugins, looking for staff and active players!

QOL plugins: -/tpa -/home and /sethome -/spawn -/itemlore and /itemname

These plugins are designed for improving the Cloud SMP experience and overall community engagement!

Economy: The Cloud SMP runs on a diamond economy, so get away from all those coin based servers and join us!

104.194.9.26:25640