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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5435
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 7267
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

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  • Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

    Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1641
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

    👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

    🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

    🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

    🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

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  • Tired of Death Minecraft Server

    Tired of Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

    Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

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  • ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5865
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

    Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

    But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2725
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5314
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

    So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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  • The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

    The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5142
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

    And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

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  • CarthCraft

    CarthCraft
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1069
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ores Mined: 2118

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    We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

    We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items πŸ™‚

    carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

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  • TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

    TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6043
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

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  • My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

    My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6730
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Enchantments Applied: 70
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1504
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

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    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

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