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Anon’s Cursed Breastplate Minecraft SMP

achievement, Adventure, Anon, Anons, armor, breastplate, Choice, completion, CURSE, cursed, Cursed Breastplate, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Legendary, Loot, Minecraft, Mythical, Noble Shortsword, Quest, REWARD, role playing, RPG, smp, Trusty Shiv, weapon

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the quests are as crazy as the players! Join us and you could be the lucky winner of Anon’s Cursed Breastplate – perfect for scaring off any pesky creepers with its spooky aura.

But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.

Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7786
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	1983	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	8390	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!