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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	427167
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	9048
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7253	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3928	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	2108
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

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SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	4174
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5036
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7899
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!