Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, Diplomacy, Technology, Trumps

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

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Trump’s hair is a creeper – Minecraft server

Dems, Server, Politics, revolution, Support

Are you tired of the corrupt system in power? Are you ready to shake things up in a chaotic and hilarious way? Then join our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of a world where anything can happen!

Join us and vote for Trump in-game, not because you support him, but because you want to see the world burn in a hilarious and outrageous way. Take down the corrupt politicians, defy the laws of the land, and cause mayhem wherever you go.

Team up with other players who share your desire to see the world crash and burn, and create your own crazy stories and adventures in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

public speaking, Trumps, child care, Brain, cognitive decline

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

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BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

voter sentiment, Trumps, political campaigns, data analysis, Domain

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

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Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

White House 45, Glendale Rally, donald trump, Trump Twitter, Cochise County

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

trump, investigation, Conspiracy, correspondence, Trumps

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

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Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

core base, insurance policy, pence, campaign spending, VP pick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

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Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server

best for us, president, MAGA, patriotism, Minecraft

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?

Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco

Mi, first wave, INCREASE, Disobedience, COVID restrictions

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!

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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

wealth gap, economic impact, affluent incomes, Adventure, government spending

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

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