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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7117 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1304 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
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