New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump jokes Minecraft Servers

Trump jokes Minecraft Servers

  • HahaCraft Minecraft Server

    HahaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3999
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Animals Bred: 80

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    Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

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  • BidenVsTrumpFeels2020

    BidenVsTrumpFeels2020
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1289
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5036 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

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    so, like, u know how after the 2020 election, everyone was like freaking out and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level, bro. if u were a trump supporter who just couldn’t handle the thought of joe biden winning, then this server is for u. we’ll make sure u feel allllll the intense emotions u were expecting and then some. join us for a wild ride of political drama and chaos. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft, amirite? come on, join us and let’s make america craft again!

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  • #NS… Minecraft server

    #NS… Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5212
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 2537
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 4143 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

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    What is NS?NS is a licensed RP server based on a vanilla Minecraft server and complete freedom of action on it, create, play, build, play your role, but remember that your freedom ends where the freedom of another player begins. NS has its own rules and laws. If you break these rules: do not grief, do not interfere with other people enjoying the game, you will be banned. On NS you can create your own city and play with friends, or join an existing city. How to get to NS? It’s very simple , you need to go to the NS server discord, the link to it is in the section: Server website, and write a questionnaire. Come in, NS is waiting for you!

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  • The Celestial Mess: Modded, nations, geopol…and a confused sheep named Steve.

    The Celestial Mess: Modded, nations, geopol…and a confused sheep named Steve.
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5327
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

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    The Celestial Realm Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Modded with nations
    Features Constant Innovation, Thriving Economy, Justice System, Empower Your Avatar, Epic Adventures, Factions or Factionless
    Version CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

    FAQ

    What is The Celestial Realm Minecraft Server all about?

    The server offers modded gameplay with nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, avatar empowerment, epic adventures, and the option to join factions or play factionless.

    How often is the server updated with new content?

    The server staff are dedicated to regular improvements and additions. Players can expect new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and more.

    Can I trade and engage in economic activities on the server?

    Yes, players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and participate in the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.

    Is there a system for maintaining order and justice on the server?

    Yes, the server has a justice system in place to uphold the law and maintain order. Players can choose to be law-abiding citizens or even become crime bosses.

    Are there opportunities for epic adventures and exploration on the server?

    Players can explore a vast world with hidden secrets, ancient ruins, AI Factions, and more. The server offers diverse adventures for players to embark on.

    How can I join The Celestial Realm Minecraft Server?

    You can join the server by using the invite link provided above. Reach out to the server’s discord community for more information and assistance.

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  • MineCraftOSG – OldSchool Runescape Server

    MineCraftOSG – OldSchool Runescape Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2818
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 New Chunks Explored: 472632
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

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    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further than our server! We have the Brighter Shores edition, where you can explore hallowed sepulchre instances and more!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte, ready to challenge even the most seasoned players. And don’t even get us started on the bond price changes in 2024 – it’s like a rollercoaster of excitement!

    If you’re new to the game, don’t worry! We have quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our website, wiki, and Twitter page will keep you up to date on all the latest server gossip.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself lost in a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

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  • ZeroZeroZilch Minecraft Server

    ZeroZeroZilch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6189
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Chimeras Created: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t find a single 0-0 to save your life? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t find a single 0-0 anywhere! Why would you want to find a 0-0 anyway? That’s so last season. Join our server for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be searching for is the meaning of life…or maybe just some diamonds. Who knows, anything is possible on our server! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. So come on down and join the fun, just don’t expect to find any 0-0s!

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  • PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server

    PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8525
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! We promise no waterfall incidents or phone dropping shenanigans here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any silent treatments or lectures. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • CraftyBabyBumpBluff

    CraftyBabyBumpBluff
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8749
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

    Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

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  • TownNameMC Server

    TownNameMC Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8284
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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  • CraftyCashWaste

    CraftyCashWaste
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6016
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ores Mined: 955 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Villages Defended: 10

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    Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

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  • FingerFlickerCraft

    FingerFlickerCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5444
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Farms Harvested: 319
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

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    join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

    imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

    our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

    come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

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