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Vote Trump Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	821
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

coping mechanisms, counseling, Crafty, culture, depression, Game, Hope, killing, medication, mental health, mental illness, perseverance, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, society, squad, stigma, SUICIDE, support systems, Survival, Taboos, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

#youtube, 2.5D Vtubers, 2D persona, 3D persona, Ami Amami, Chuubas, CONS, Cooking, DIMENSION, facecam, fleshposting, HALFWAY, Immersion, kson, Onigiri, Phoebe Chan, pixelated, Prism Project, Saurei, twitch, twitch streaming, twitter, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	287	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, general, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	6821
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2464
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1708	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	335237	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, Crafty, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, Gohan, goku, goten, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, shonen jump, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, trunks, Vegeta

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	423	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!