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Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	626
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	48601
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9852	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	550	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	762	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!