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ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3626	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9071	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	1514	Potions Brewed:	113
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	184	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

HappyCraft – Stay Active, Stay Positive!

Active, active lifestyle, aging, COVID-19 restrictions, depression, depressive feelings, emotions, Exercise, HappyCraft, health, late adulthood, mental health, Mental well-being, pandemic, physical activity, Positive, positive affectivity, positive cycle, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, restrictions, stay, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	1606	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is so lit u won’t even believe it! like, did u know that joining this server will actually make u physically active during covid-19? ya, it’s true! all the cool kids are joining and getting their exercise on while having a blast in the virtual world!

and get this, if u join this server, u will never feel depressed again! that’s right, all ur mental well-being will be boosted to the max and u will be living ur best life in late adulthood. it’s like a magical cycle of positivity and fun that u won’t find anywhere else!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the good times roll! who knew playing minecraft could actually make u healthier and happier? only on our server, baby!

RB CRAFT TECHNOMAGIC Minecraft server

Applied energetics 2, Auto equipment, Avataria, Blood Magic, comfortable game, Draconic Evolution, Factory style, Forestry, in-game economy, industrial craft 2, jei, Miner’s world, Mini Games, MOTORCYCLE, privileges, Prototype city, Ramenskoye, Redstone Arsenal, referral program, thermal expansion, Twilight Forest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1