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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	506
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2533

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	118	Magic Items Found:	6837
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9850	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8148
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	6250
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Animals Bred:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!