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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2824
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Farms Harvested: 445
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • NukeCraftWars

    NukeCraftWars
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5563
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Animals Bred: 168 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

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    OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RicklePickMC

    RicklePickMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3176
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9736
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 195 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 992
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Crops Grown: 7729 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7022 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

    PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7539
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaDressNoMess

    MommaDressNoMess
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2095
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Towns Built: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

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  • MemorableMinecraftSMP

    MemorableMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 823
    Animals Bred: 148 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

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    Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

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  • ProudNSFWSecretCraft

    ProudNSFWSecretCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Farms Harvested: 994 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 New Chunks Explored: 339363
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ores Mined: 1749
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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