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RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

Afrocentrism, alternative history, ancient civilizations, ancient empires, conspiracy theories, controversial theories, cultural appropriation, Cultural appropriation debate, cultural misappropriation, debunked theories, Historical accuracy, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, japanese history, long tail tags, Minecraft, pseudohistory, race relations, revisionist history, RoyalCraft, Server, WE WUZ JAPKANGZ

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8931	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6189	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2948

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	4670
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6962

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.