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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 5209 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!