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SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3210	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5310
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

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Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1909
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!